num num num. Who doesn’t love egg rolls? I love ‘em. They are half the reason I get the lunch special at California Vegan. I would get them at Panda Express, except they count egg rolls as an entree and not as a side, which is what they really are, so that wouldn’t really fill me up.
There are hundreds of egg rolls recipes, which speaks to their broad appeal. If you don’t like garlic egg rolls, maybe you could go for some chicken and banana egg rolls. There are even patents relating to egg rolls.
I bet 99% of all people in the world love some form of egg rolls. For the millions of people in various parts of the world who have not had the pleasure of egg rolling (which is how I will now refer to eating egg rolls), I’m sure they would love if they had the chance to try them.
But the important thing isn’t how much everyone loves egg rolls. I want to know how much this person loves egg rolls that they decided to buy this plate and share their love with the world. Sadly, I didn’t have the chance to ask them since I took this photo while driving down the freeway, but I’m sure they love egg rolls more than Yogi loves picnic baskets.
